Oh I can't remember Christmas last year It might have something to do with all the eggnogs and beer I think that I was over there but I might have been over here And I can't remember Christmas last
Oh I can't remember what was under the tree I hope that I wasn't but it might have been me And I dimly remember some kind of moose milk recipe But I can't remember what was under the tree
I can't remember Christmas, no matter how I try Just like Santy Claus I was surely flying high There was laughter and singing and eggnog and beer But I can't remember Christmas last year
I can't remember any mistletoe But I think that I might have kissed someone even so Now I've got a telephone number from someone I don't know But I can't remember any mistletoe
I can't remember Christmas no matter how I try Christmas comes once a year and hears the reason why There was laughter and singing and eggnog and beer But I can't remember Christmas last year