Everybody Looks Fat in a Spacesuit
For once I arrived at the gig on time Ready to make my debut I went backstage, they took one look And said “Sorry, we can’t use you” In my younger years I Was beautiful…
Disappointing Grapefruit
You’re a disappointing grapefruit You seemed quite large, but your skin was thick Such a disappointing grapefruit I thought you’d be juicy But you were mostly pulp I wonder how many folks in the city…
Fingerpaints in Blue
She was afraid of her carnal vitality But every two weeks From deep inside her core She starts to sing Even after all this time, it’s still sublime They called the doctor To relocate her…