My wallet's gone missing And I'm tired of kissing My friends, and my money And my life goodbye It wasn't too fancy Just a simple billfold With a picture of the angel That I long to hold I was sure that I had it When I left Yesterday I've checked all my pockets It's flown away Can you help me to find it 'Cause I can't see too well If I don't find my wallet I'm going to hell I've lost my wallet I guess I'll just chuck it And pick myself up And start over again It wasn't too fancy Just a simple billfold With a picture of the woman That I long to hold Can you help me to find it 'Cause I can't see too well In the dark, where's my wallet I'm going to hell I've lost my wallet Perhaps you have seen it If you have, you can keep it With my best regards Spend all the money And throw away the cards