[Intro]

[distorted electric guitar riff, driving punk drums, bass enters]

[Chorus]
[full band energy]
Beach cop, beach cop, you’re a flop
Beach cop, beach cop, never stop
Beach cop, beach cop, you’re a flop
Beach cop, beach cop, never stop

[Verse 1]
[palm-muted guitars]
Meet me on the beach when the sun goes down
Throw coke in my guitar and you push me around (ha ha ha)

[Chorus]
[open power chords]
Beach cop, beach cop, you’re a flop
Beach cop, beach cop, never stop

[Verse 2]
[palm-muted guitars]
Stop me on the beach and you give me a fine
If I don’t have the bread then I’m gonna do time

[Chorus]
[open power chords]
Beach cop, beach cop, you’re a flop
Beach cop, beach cop, never stop
Beach cop, beach cop, you’re a flop
You’re stepping over the line, oh boy you’re gonna do time
Beach cop, beach cop, you’re a flop
You’re stepping over the line today

[Outro]

[guitar feedback, final drum hit]