Whoa I can't remember Christmas last year
It might of had something to do with all the eggnogs and beer
And I think that I was over there but I might of been over here
And I can't remember Christmas last year

No I don't remember what was under the tree
I hope that it wasn't, but it might have been me
And I dimly recall some kind of moose milk recipe
But I can't remember what was under the tree

No I can't remember Christmas no matter how I try
Just like Santa Claus, I was surely flying high
There was laughter, and singing, and snowballs  and beer
But I can't remember Christmas last year

No I don't remember no mistletoe
But I think that I might have kissed somebody even so
Now I  got a telephone number for someone I don't know
But I can't remember no mistletoe

No I can't remember Christmas no matter how I try
Christmas comes but once a year and here's the reason why
 There was laughter, and singing, and snowballs and beer
But I can't remember Christmas last year
No I can't remember Christmas last year